"Theodore Carter is a silly leaping gnome who dates zombies, practices voodoo, and walks on water, at least when not giggling while making you left-handed, or burning your eyebrows off. Think Roald Dahl as rewired by T.C. Boyle. This first collection of stories is a genre-bending mutant's bible of gross-out jokes and yucks. You will love it."
-RICHARD PEABODY, editor, Gargoyle Magazine
